Lester Griffin

How can people go on with their lives and be happy when Loputous is still alive?! It's only a matter of time before he's bored with Grandbell and picks some other country to fuck around with!

I'd be more surprised if this didn't happen every damn year. Girls don't like me, why would one suddenly give me chocolate out of nowhere?

Tyler's up to his ears in the stuff and pretending to be modest about it. I aint buying it.

No, mother, I'm not interested in helping you pick out names. The brat won't be here for another five months, anyway.

There's too many people living in this house. I can't stand it.

Why are little sisters always so annoying?

Really, Jeremy, our mother may be nice to the point of wimpy, but she's no pushover when it comes to us. If she really didn't want me out in the snow training she'd have said something. You don't have to be her little messenger.

Younger siblings are such a pain in the ass. Still can't believe they're having another one, isn't mother getting a little old for this?

I still don't see the point of these stupid things, but...eh, whatever. It'll probably come in useful sooner or later.